Interesting. Didn’t really help me understand what I’m looking at, but I suppose gas is colorless anyhow.

Must’ve used the Smart Water backwards. Common mistake.

It was the best money you ever spent because it was what your wife asked for.

Stainless steel is so easy to clean. Stick some water in it, put it over low heat for a few minutes, scrape off anything that was previously stuck to it.

I would definitely manage to get myself KOed by one of those things.

I need Dave Navarro to give me a breakdown of how the proportions are all messed up.

A bunt that fucking bad doesn’t happen once a week, sorry. A bunt that bad doesn’t happen in Pony League once a week. It’s just embarrassing.

I’m sorry, but this novella appears to be written by someone named Kote Adler and your name is clearly “Poop Nightmares.”

You gave him the wrong choice!

She has a self driving car. She doesnt know the drivers name and assumes he comes with the car.

This man is disgusting. I mean I know that’s the most obvious statement since “it sure is hard to see at night,” but sometimes you just have to write these things down or it feels like you held in a sneeze. 

Men like Kadyrov represent the crumbling edge of modern civilization. Without any economic or diplomatic power…

It’s the “his own people” that’s most telling. At a subconscious, gut-belief level, Spicer doesn’t consider Jewish Germans and Austrians to be Germans and Austrians, i.e. Hitler’s people. He considers them wholly Other in a way that is analogous to Hitler’s own Othering of Jews, gays, Communists, dissenters, etc.

Two United staffers I’m talking with are clear: the man was asked to deplane and he refused. They ask: what else were they supposed to do?

Fantastic comment!

60 year old men in locker rooms will literally sit on a wood bench bare ass naked with only their socks on and read an analogue newspaper. This has led me to ponder which of these statements is true:

40 years ago life was different and everyone walked around the locker room naked. When we’re 60 we’ll cover ourselves…

Maybe they wait until you leave?

Also, fuck Bruce Rauner.

As for the boos, the Guardian reports that Beggs has said it doesn’t bother him anymore. “Honestly, I was like, ‘You know what? Boo all you want, because you’re just hating,” said Beggs, “You hating ain’t going to get me and you nowhere, and I’m just going to keep on doing what I’ve got to do.’ That’s why I’ve always…

That surprises me. The Knicks usually provide many reasons to leave their games early.