It did seem a little odd that he didn’t at least have the sense to jump out of his car and furiously sweep the path with his curling broom.

“So he spent 30 years just being a huge prick?”

And that the hosts can beat death and conquer the world for eternity where humans only imagine they can.

Personally, I prefer my robots to tell me how I can make $94 an hour and buy a new BMW in my first month of working.

This sounds like an episode of Black Mirror.

Well, Fenwick alums are the most insufferable group of middle managers who can’t let go that Chicago has to deal with....but then again, Plainfield is a circle of Hell where a group of basketball moms called my eighth grade daughter a number of names about their opinions of her sexuality and racial heritage.....

Division of Hipster Affairs. You’ve probably never heard of them.

Who cares? Bring back Gawker!

/Jerry Reinsdorf storms into the promotions department

...it seems weird that a mortgage company’s logo is an upside-down house

This is some serious “We are setting up the dramatic season finale” type of shit.

Your post (and most of the others in this thread) are missing the point here. No one is surprised that political operatives (especially campaign staff) are worried about the impact on the election/her choices to be elected.

It’s a bunch of staffers who cynically believe that the American Public is a bunch of idiotic drones* incapable of understanding the nuance between “giving stuff away” and providing assistance to people who need it. Because the campaign has such a negative view of the general American public they are hesitant to…

This might not be a big deal, but your take is objectively wrong.

Oh, and the goddamn motorcade of buses, with police escorts, carrying the Cubs players this morning made me miss 2 green lights. I had to poo, you dicks.

Even his suits don’t want to have to touch him.

I think it’s a combination of:

Good to know this apple managed to get a good bounce and roll far from the tree.

If body language counts, they were doing that this year.

Yeah but bald guys can still rock the baseball cap everywhere and goatee look. That is still a good look right?!? Uh, I’m asking.....for....a friend by the way. He lives in Canada and his name is......uh.....WeyRil.