That’s his driving tattoo.

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

I used one of these juicers for the first time last week and apparently was doing it wrong. 15 fucking oranges, I can’t believe I didn’t even try it the other way.

I used one of these juicers for the first time last week and apparently was doing it wrong. 15 fucking oranges, I…

Oh my God... That ball might have dented a folding chair.

Football is awful but it’s deliberately complex. Baseball seems easy to follow and straightforward, so it makes the rules that a casual observer wouldn’t get more interesting. This is not one of those rules, but it reminded me of them.

Our cabbie-backed city council ...

Most of that crowd takes one look at the exploitative practices of Uber, Travis Kalanick’s Ayn Rand worship, and the spate of sexual assaults in Uber cars, and rightfully want Uber to expect to behave like a taxi company if they want to operate like one.

Oh my god, fuck both these companies. Being an app doesn’t mean you have a magical ability to disregard any and all rules.

Cabbies already have to submit fingerprints. It’s basically saying that Uber drivers and cabbies have the same background check obligations. Not that there aren’t flaws to the ordinance, but it doesn’t assume that Uber drivers are any more dangerous than cabbies.

It’s worked—the number of DWI crashes has dropped since Uber entered the Austin market, according to Politifact. While it’s true that updated DWI crash figures released by the Austin Police Department Thursday show less of a drop than the Ridesharing Works for Austin PAC claims, per the Austin American-Statesman, a…

That’s more of a Netflix And Chill Bear.

There was something I learned, a very small baseball thing, that I learned this summer but failed to get in the book. Once when we were playing Pittsburg, the starter tossed a ball back to the umpire to get a new one. He got a new one, then threw a fastball and got a swinging strike. So Andrew Parker, our catcher,…

Godless is an insult?

...west coast?

Sorry, but I stopped at the Rodney Crowell quote. He deserves better and it made me sad.

I happened to see this band at the ACL Festival in 2010, a gig he got because the Eagles were the festival headliner. There were 30 people in front of his stage, all screaming some variety of “Sell the Knicks, you fucker!” It was priceless.

I kept scrolling through, waiting for a punchline that never came, unless you consider the entire piece a punchline, which I intend to do.

Wow.

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Why are there so many words in this post about James Dolan’s band?