There was a Bachelor Party 2?

This man is America.

Had the toy in 1985

Why wouldn’t you just push the cork into the bottle? I don’t drink wine, but I’ve had to perform that task for several friends over the years. There’s a bit of splash, but nothing too crazy.

Calm down there, Satan.

Worse than the guy at the blackjack table who constantly calls it poker?

I suspect the answer is different for each individual delivery person.

Having been born and raised in a resort town and now a 20 year veteran of the snow industry I can honestly say the data supports the fact that snowboarding introduced shitty, ridiculously oversized clothing to snow in the mid to late 90's, but that look is now primarily rocked by young skiers.

I have done both sports…

Snowboarder finds skier with no sense of humor? UNPOSSIBLE

Every advancement in snow skiing over the last 2 decades is because of snowboards. Twin tips? Parabolics? Non-fucktard clothing? Ahhhahaha just kidding, no I’m not.

The high moral ground that you guardians of righteousness think you are standing on does not exist.

STOP BRAGGING IT’S NOT A GOOD LOOK

Hold on, I’ve called 911 and they’re going to send a SWAT team to your house to rescue you from whoever’s holding a gun to your head and forcing you to read articles you’re not interested in

And that’s eight times as bad as getting #2 on your shorts.

They apparently suffered an overflow error in late 2007, and rolled over to 1868.

My favorite Mast Brothers chocolate flavor is their sea salt and beard hairs one. That flavor wasn’t available when they first started out.

I was way more absorbed by that than I probably should be.

I love Dallasfood chocolate exposes. Here is another good one:

So like all you have to do is grow an unkempt beard and scratch out the logo from some other guy’s chocolate bar and you can become a famous elite chocolatier?

Craft chocolate community?