Hardly the only flaw in that overrated piece of crap.

The Departed to me did not feel like a Boston film. Sorry, it had less of the raggedy nature of the city’s criminals and the obvious hypocrisy of the no snitching versus omnipresent snitching for personal gain. Having too many name actors struggling though the accent (Baldwin, Sheen, Winstone, DiCaprio) was too much…

The Departed was a big steaming piece of shit. The worst possible choice for a makeup Oscar they could have chosen. It was comical how tiny and provincial Scorcese made a entity as vast as the state police appear.

I thought The Departed was pretty mediocre. I did love Donnie Wahlberg in it, so for me it ended on a VERY high note.

A simple, genuinely curious, “Do you ever think about having sex with other people?” should get the ball rolling.

He also did some pretty fantastic work in that one Doctor Who two-parter at the pre-WWI boarding school, a.k.a. the one where Harry Lloyd was goddamn terrifying.

How else am I supposed to check Twitter, piss, get more beer and food, jack off, change my oil, etc. while watching sports?

Perfect. $1,300 to read comics. Sounds like a good investment.

Kyle, can you just do all the Apple coverage for all Gawker sites from now on? This is the only article I’ve seen today that isn’t trying to fellate Apple for showing the world a hundred dollar pencil.

Dang...Wolverine really was everywhere, wasn’t he?

Bingo - try an get one with an angled head, which is kind of essential for things like ceiling fans. One other things it’s great at: stairs - makes bannisters and in between ALL THOSE POSTS a thousand times easier to clean.

This was something that was kind of surprising to me as a teenager, before the age of prolific internet porn.

We discovered my wife can squirt well into our marriage (I wish we knew much earlier but I will say it has a lot to do with a period of discovery that happened a bit later in life). It occurred when I was beckoning her to “come hither” (as the article and many others say) while also engaging in some oral pleasure (my…

More than anything, what this piece tells me is that scientists still know very little about the female body during sexual stimulation, and it makes me sad because we all lose. I guess I’ve always taken the road of “every woman experiences sex differently so there are no steadfast rules to what gets women off and we…

“I hated Jordy got hurt, but in my beliefs, and the way I believe, it was — God meant for Jordy to get hurt,” said Quin, a devoted Christian.

Most nights with my lady, the colors are reversed for me.

My favorite part is his comment was "edited". Something in there was just too harsh and he had to go back and make some changes.

Mainly it’s not something I ever thought about. Server takes my plate when I’m done. Whatever. Server leaves plates until I leave. Whatever. Did my food come? Cause that’s the important part. Maybe I am just incredibly unobservant. And then there are comments here about how “the waiter HASSLES ME to take my plate and…