There is a special place in hell for women who have elective abortions and then decide they have the right to prevent anyone else from having the same freedom they willingly took advantage of.

I just.

It’s funny because if you look closely, this is actually a movie about someone realizing they can make a shit ton more money tricking dumbass Christians into buying terrible books and seeing even worse movies. 

Helpful and compassionate?!?! Yelling at women telling them they’re baby killers is “helpful and compassionate?” Sure, Jan. 

Well, there it is... Definitive proof that the ‘good guy with a gun’ label only gets attached to white people.

Rural white people tend to agree. They routinely watch money and attention from the federal government flow into urban areas (because population density says it should) and they don’t feel like they get their fair share.

With a hoard of climate change deniers running the country, the future of Florida probably includes voting for the next governer of Atlantis.

We need a (longshot) ban on voters if they moved to Florida over 60. Snowbirds aren’t born in our hospitals, attend our schools or work here all their lives.... but they vote in droves and care only about keeping their retirement property taxes low before dying, and further pollute our water cycle.

As an unfortunate card-carrying member of the Recurrent Unexplained Early Miscarriages Club, I can say with confidence that having to make this decision would break me. The only way I have survived my four losses was to know that the tissue would be examined for defects that might lead to an answer and to remember…

Give Chrissy a weekly NYT Op Ed column IMO

Megan Kelley is making 20 million dollars?

If only I had better eyesight/were a pilot, I’d do this in a heartbeat. Spent thanksgiving eating chorizo and turkey chili and then watched Coco by myself. It was heaven.

Peggy Carter, Phryne Fisher and River Song are my role models. They are strong, intelligent, and they take no shit from any quarter. Oh, and they are gorgeous.

I like all of the Chrises, but Chris Evans—talented, sexy, outspoken, unabashedly liberal, dog-loving Chris Evans—is the best Chris.

YES YES YES. He was the best part of The Mummy and after watching Sliding Doors, I have no idea why he wasn’t cast as the romantic lead in more romcoms. I’m smiling just thinking of him in that movie. So cute! 

“These guys need to be careful.”

I’m down with Hugh Grant in most of his iterations but I cannot FUCKING STAND ANDIE MCDOWELL. And what makes her so infuriating for me is that she always plays this elusive, precious, golden vagina’d goddess that some male lead finds sacred - even though she’s shown no sign of a personality other than looking at…

Your kids are freakin’ adorable and I’m glad that you found a welcoming church, AND I’m sorry that your former church comrades were garbage people.

Laundry list? Juanita Broderick is the sole rape accusation that I’m aware of. He denied it, but if there had been any evidence I would have fully supported criminal prosecution. Part of the problem with the Clinton “laundry list” of which you speak is that they were coached and funded by right wing fanatics who were…

The “pence couldn’t harass women cuz he’s never alone with them” thing is so goddamn dumb my head might explode. I’ve been sexually assaulted/harassed in front of witnesses at least twice, off the top of my head. I don’t want to think about if it’s happened more than that cuz I’m tired. Gorka is a dangerous idiot,…