The Contract With America was a wonderful scam they foisted on the rubes to make them think any GOP politician gave half a shit about anyone.

If you put a gun to my head I couldn’t tell you what about that video is satire and what are laws the GOP has passed or is trying to pass.

They are the goddamn joke. Not, funny-haha. More funny-does something smell like a rotting, dead body?

Huh? So are you mad he’s not writing car puff pieces or are his car puff pieces too Communist?

Please clarify and don’t just have the thesaurus throw up again.

Oral fixation. Closet homos.

And if they don’t? Do hospitals lock their doors and let them die in the alley? Or do they treat them and keep passing the cost on to the rest of us?

Why not Benghazi, too?

It’s a big tent.

George Will spent a lifetime of sitting on his expensive leather chair, pontificating the ‘intellectual’ side of conservatism (you tell me what that is. Everything from trickle down economics to Reagan winning the cold war to Ayn Rand has been debunked by reality) while gleefully using the rubes to put his…

I’m a grown man and I think it is.

Screw your family games.

I have puppies and my folks always wanted me to be a lawyer?

Those of us who used to live in Japan find it hilarious that all these Westerners romanticize school life in Japan just from anime.

If you were actually a high school student in Japan you would hate your life. It’s all so Kawaii! Yeah, till you’re in cram school until 6PM after getting to regular school at 7AM. And…

Hades just announced they were restructuring to seek new opportunities as the afterlife becomes increasingly digital. Most of Hades’ assets will be moving to China.

Also, Fiorina just got a 5 million dollar flaming parachute.

Otherwise known as Obama.

As long as you’re not one of those yahoos teaching them that all art history is racist so they should never study anyone but aboriginal fingerpainters who practiced safe sex and believed in gender equality (oh, and were trans activists, too).

Good decision. She can always pursue her passion on the side.

I would say good job except I don’t know what kind of lawyer you are.

Because if you’re a defense lawyer for huge corporations or millionaire affluenza kids then instead I would say something very different.

Kingdoms of Amalur was a good game.

White men gave women the vote. White men freed the slaves. White men passed Civil Rights. White men created Amnesty International, Doctors Without Borders, the Red Cross, and most major charities.

Norman Borlaug was a white man.

Tell us again about how evil white men never change the world for the better.

So quotas?

I’m not sure what you’re driving at other than people have to grow out of old thought patterns.

Just because there are more female college graduates doesn’t mean that this particular job (let’s say engineers) is going to have a majority female applicants. Searching for this and instead stretching to find…

It helps when you’re super rich and have private planes. Not interacting with the serfs really does wonders for soothing your ego.