I’m confused. Which one is the authority figure in this photo?

WHAT’S IN THE BACKPACK?

That is amazing, I’m laughing so hard I’m crying and snot is coming out of my nose. Thank you for that

Ha! I’ve never been more glad to live in “ irreligious” New England. Little do they know we’re lousy with churches, in my four mile loop around my neighborhood I pass five different churches. People here are religious, they just mange to keep it to their damn selves.

I know!

Behold, at the 0:50 mark, a poem by the Pimp of the Year.

When will (white) people stop being so baffled by normal ass black people?

“Family-owned business falls victim to culture war.” Funny how that whole “personal responsibility” thing never applies to white Christians.

"Resting little bitch face."

I'm always surprised when he takes his clothes off and he's chiseled like a statue because his face looks like particularly whiny pudding.

I watched a bunch of clips of just him and he is hysterical because he doesn't take it seriously.

But do they *really* have active social lives? This friend I'm talking about is part of A MILLION self-help groups. It's 90% of the reason he's so busy. I mean, I guess I could take the heed, and join meetup groups and classes for ever night of the week... Or work until I drop (which frankly is kinda what I'm doing in…

all of the stars for the Ripley gif

Yech. Sorry! She sounds perfectly horrid. How's abouts a monkey on a puppy?

right, and i can't tell them apart

I kind of want to change my username on here to "liberal hippie queen", but then no one would know who I am.

SoOo... You're gonna show the country how necessary guns are & how responsible gun owners can be by...targeting people who disagree with you? That's like driving drunk to a Anti-Drunk Driving advocates house & crashing in their garage. Than again when you're so beholden to your boom-stick you feel you have to carry it…

Clearly, white women are the people that should be searched.