EATING PIZZA NOW IT FEELS SO RIGHT

I would devour him.

come on over and we'll make some man-slave bring us bon-bons and bubbly wine while we throw our candy wrappers at him and call him mean names.

This is a really weird way to announce you're Hillary's new speech writer, Erin.

I don't know if this is insensitive to say, but I love getting hit-on vibes from other women. It just makes me feel like YES I AM SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE TO ALL KINDS OF THE POPULATION! Ego boost. ...I mean, if I were a woman and not a shark.

Even worse is the 34 people who starred that comment.

i was once serenaded w freebird by a bunch of dudes in kilts at a ren faire

my three year old was singing Casey Jones at the grocery store today.

The Rialto, CA experiment with them reduced use of excessive force by 90% and all use of force by over 50%. And that was in a department that already used cameras on their tasers, audio recorders, and cameras on their cars. In jurisdictions starting from zero for police monitoring the effect would be even greater.

I read this article the other day and look, I'm glad that she understands the perspective of mothers (and I should say, parents) now that she has a kid, but there is something about this that really rubs me the wrong way. I'm a childless woman and I've worked in a supervisory or co supervisory role with all types of…

Well, I mean, now that it's happened to her she can empathize. Just like Republicans who have gay children and are suddenly all aboard the equal marriage train. Heartless until it's a problem they're personally facing. And that's what this woman was. Heartless. Excuse me if I don't applaud her sudden change of heart.

This. When my friends give me the pity look for not being married, I'm just going to give them a laminated copy of this post and say "This is my life. Don't you have to go pick up the kids or let your husband know where you are?" And leave.

i sell them to body exhibit

Poor little pumpkin. She's terrified. :(

no. Exs are dead to me

It's just not for me. I'm a vegetarian, so they have very little for me anyway. But if I weren't, I still don't know. I'm sure everything is done beautifully, it's that it all seems so terribly precious. And WTF with no egg dishes except one frittata for brunch?

LESBIAN SHITASSES FTW!!!!

Oh god, same situation for me. Well, she's not married, but close enough. If we weren't 6000 miles apart things might be very different. But honestly, I don't want to lose it.