Well by most people's definitions you are having an "emotional affair" but that's hardly the same as an actual affair (i.e. something you need to confess to and should never be allowed) however it does indicate that both your marriages are in serious trouble and you both either need to fix them or get out.

Yes, really. Sorry, kid. You have a textbook case.

I think the difference lies in the potential. If you were having an "intense friendship" with someone you wouldn't normally end up in bed with (sexual preference, identity) that's one thing. If you're in intense conversations with someone that you're hiding from your spouse - talking about things you don't share…

Ebola.

Leave one, take one?

Is the box big enough for a two-year-old?

Let's start with one finger. I'm not sure I'm up for more than that.

It's cotton candy flavored. It's...pink flavored. Pink is a flavor, right?

White people are the only ones unbiased enough to judge true racism, DUH. Why can't all you touchy brown people just stop being so uppity and let us much more qualified whites decide which racial insults you have a right to find offensive and hurtful?

hahahahahahahaha

I'm eye rolling forever at those comments.

Yes, I'm sure it's annoying. The difference is the "othering" that black people get, especially regarding our hair. Someone with hair texture similar to your own may admire your curls if their hair is straighter. They may admire the thickness of your hair versus their fine hair. However, when some people go to touch…

It's not gon b good. It's gon b played out and predictable and tedious. :(

Please. If you're white, nothing that happens to you matters because white privilege. And if a black person says something, you can't question, disagree or compare it to something you've ever experienced because white people. Haven't you figured that out yet?

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I am so fucking sick of these children who harass and threaten women but then the second the tables turn they're like "wahhh omg it's really serious and I am scared!" They have no empathy or intelligence at all/they think women aren't people. I'm just sick of it. Fuck these manchildren.

"Instead of a population problem, one could argue that Universe 25 had a fair distribution problem."

I think my brain's ability to enjoy new slang just died. I was waiting for this moment.

Worry not if you have no idea what this means, fellow olds. My google game is on fleek.