Everything is offensive now.

For $100 more you could get a weekend at Kripalu and a mala and know how to use it.

(Who would buy a diamond-encrusted cross anyway?)

White ladies from Australia saying stupid shit: Wallaby damned.

If only they gave a shit about the 30,000 pain feeling american humans that are killed by guns every year.

Antibiotic resistant bacteria is a huge problem worldwide. And more than the over-prescription, using it fatten cattle is the biggest culprit. A century back, even an infected cut could very possibly kill you.

ahem. there are two divisions of cool rock star.

I can't trust this list - is she really saying that over 20% of her ex-boyfriends were women? That would actually be really interesting...

This is one of my favorite quotes ever. Sassy scarecrow.

redacted. the joke was funnier in my head.

That was my first thought. I'm glad I'm not the only one.

Yup. I was in 7th grade when Ray of Light came out and even back then we all thought she seemed to be trying to appeal to us youngsters but in reality we would still think of her as our parents music. I'm 30 now.

BTW it's "your" entire publication, not "you're." Congrats; you've reduced me to my first bitchy grammar/typo correction in the history of this blog.

Actually, the blog also takes its name from a Bette Davis movie called Jezebel. The choice of the name Jezebel was to demonstrate the laughable hypocrisy in how women who were so-called "Jezebels" were historically vilified thanks in large part to a patriarchal culture obsessed with shaming women for owning their…

But it all relates to rebel hearts! Everyone and everything that is good in the world is now branded as a rebel heart! Everything that has ever happened in the world ever is now considered a rebel heart because I keep referring to them as a rebel heart! Btw my new album is called rebel heart! If you don't like my…