Once in a while...when I’m feeling frisky..I scrape off my frosting and pretend to be a bagel.

I have not ever laughed so hard at something so stupid. You are a true artist!

Got a new a tattoo. Show me yours!

Considering it took 8 years of therapy, and her death, to be able to talk about how damaging my Mom was, bless you guys who got free sooner. It’s hard to explain how damaging having a toxic mother is. No one understands unless they have been there themselves.

Both...just so gross...

Why not just throw the money in an arena and have them fight to the death for it?? Rome...you’re doing it wrong.

At some point it just becomes a rainbow skirt, doesn’t it? I’m a demure lady who’s worn my hankies on occasion, just to shock the the lads who thought they knew me. lol

Yes, everyone involved in that movie did mountains of coke. Ugh, the editing makes me twitchy and I’m practically Mormon.

Satan in my panties? Now that’s an article I’d like to read!

You can’t have too much lube!

I wear men’s Levi’s jeans for the same reason, they last much longer than women’s jeans. My ass looks better in them too. Seriously.

Is it weird that I find the Mt. Dew the most disturbing?

Every time I see the name of the actress playing Wonder Woman, I think of this guy.

Person 1 “You’re not my mother , stop telling me what to do.”

Stephanie March is about to be single....I’m about to be single...hmmm....

A “Fisher of Men” <wink>

If I wasn’t already a lesbian, this article would have done the trick. Just so...ewwwwww.