I love when people try to rationalize their assholery. I work retail and when people are being dicks about coupons or discounts they always say "it's not the money, it's the principle" Look Lady, if you're going to scream at one of my teenage employees over 87 cents you're a dick. The principle you need to embrace…

I am SO Team Bat. I helped rescue one that was trapped at work and holding the little guy was just about the coolest thing ever. They are vital to our ecosystems and are just adorable to boot.

Yes, actually having a name for it and a diagnosis was scary. I was able to ignore it and was in a state of denial for so many years. I started seeing my therapist for other reasons and as trust has built and I’ve opened up...my past sort of re-emerged. What’s sort of freaking me out is I can’t feel like I can trust…

I don’t know how to private message here. Kinja confuses me..lol

Good evening Lassies and Lads!

I am part of the green sliver, btw.

Guess...

I’m sure the authorities in Alabama were absolutely qualified to make this decision.

Horrible.

‘Murica!

Otters are the best!

Taylor Swift agrees

Waaahhhhh....

Well there's like a million of them!

I think I love you, paultoes