Where do I sign up for my submissive little bitch? She says that like it's a bad thing!

I am Pro Ball Crushing pants. (PBC for short)

Feh, she'll just get distracted by shoes and burn it down anyway. Dames!

7:45 pm Friday night work shift

He's too pretty for reform school. He'll never make it out alive...

Namaste, Mothafuckas

Same as it ever was....

Didn't we all do iffy stuff when we were young?

Have I mentioned how much I love strong women? And this one in particular? They may not be the right choices for everybody, but they're right for her. Now get rid of that Pitt guy and marry me!

Oooooooooo...her ears look soooo soft. What a cutie!

3. Ready to Go-Republica Old but my go to recharge song

Oh...okay....ummmm....what?

It's really easy. Don't tip?

Oh, that sucks. Ours is on track, we decided to sell our house first. Once that goes...bombs away! It's relatively amicable, for the moment. Good luck with yours!

That great for her. But what about people who can't hold their Pepper? What about them?