The 5 types of Nicky:

And I don’t remember fighting for the rights for anyone to play a sport professionally. Must have been at sick call that day.

I’m a veteran and I’m still trying to figure out why a protest over police brutality has anything to do with me. Yeah, it’s great when people respect the symbols of our country, but I’m not gonna get all riled up over a protest that has specific target.

There is no “Draft” to dodge. Except the NFL Draft. And these fools got drafted by the Browns. The BROWNS. It’s like the Afghanistan of NFL teams.

Maybe you Messi fanboys should have given old Neymar just a little bit more credit when you had the chance...

Thanks for this.

I’ll fight you.

Has the GM of a bottom 3 team ever won GM of the year before? Rick Hahn has basically walked into every trade scenario, taken his balls out, and laid them on the table. I don’t know how to react as a fan, because I’ve had more fun watching these trades play out than the actual games. In Hahn We Trust

Is Fed not the best ever to play on grass? Let’s break this down, statistically.

Nadal has never lost a French Open final, and he has ten wins. Federer has only lost two Wimbledon finals, and he has eight wins. One of those losses was against Nadal, as you said, in Fed’s prime and on Fed’s best court. Assuming that Fed…

Nadal has won Australia. He has a career slam.

That Roddick match made me depressed for like two days. I was not even particularly a Roddick fan, but he’d had a great tournament and had been chasing Fed forever.

This ‘clay court doesn’t count’ argument kills me every time. So it doesn’t count because...he’s too good on it?

This was a dominant tournament, no question. And it’s tempting to run right to the GOAT talk. But is hard to ignore that his main contemporary rival has a 23-14 all time record against him. He also is down in the all time series against Djoker but I’ll give that a little less weight. Tough to be the GOAT when someone…

What a condescending article from the website that incorrectly declared the loss an “upset” a couple hours ago.

....You realize you posted this comment on a website dedicated to reporting the news to the exact type of people who would open such a garage, right?

No, this is totally an article about the Cardinals. It’s an article about how the Cardinals got nowhere near the World Series and their hated rivals won it all, and didn’t even have to really go through the Cardinals to do it because the Cardinals sucked and didn’t even sniff the playoffs. And now all the Cardinals’…

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

I don’t think it’s a matter of it falling flat, I think it’s just a matter of you taking it too seriously

You mean “jabronois.”

I was on Jeopardy about 10 years ago. He’s short and too tan and wears sleeveless shirts to eat lunch. Real fucking jabroni.