What a condescending article from the website that incorrectly declared the loss an “upset” a couple hours ago.

....You realize you posted this comment on a website dedicated to reporting the news to the exact type of people who would open such a garage, right?

No, this is totally an article about the Cardinals. It’s an article about how the Cardinals got nowhere near the World Series and their hated rivals won it all, and didn’t even have to really go through the Cardinals to do it because the Cardinals sucked and didn’t even sniff the playoffs. And now all the Cardinals’…

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

Yes cheating is the biggest problem and its been prevalent since day one. I downloaded Pokemon Go at Launch. Within 30 mins of the launch the gym near me had a 1300 Gyarados (cp not exact, its been awhile people! I know for sure it was over 1000) in it. I live in the desert! Not much water around. If this wasnt…

I don’t think it’s a matter of it falling flat, I think it’s just a matter of you taking it too seriously

Did they ever address the bug where sometimes Gym would turn yellow?

I think Philly shocks the world and drafts an orthopedic surgeon with the #1 overall pick.

I can’t believe we have to re-litigate this, but the 13th Amendment outlawed owning ANYBODY.

You could’ve hit “Cancel” instead of “Publish” and nobody ever would’ve known.

I’m sorry.

“Hey Terry, you gonna rag on anyone other than Kevin this season?”

That’s true. What I should have said is that his teams have always been limited to one approach, and when that approach doesn’t work (often in playoffs but also whole season at LAL), his response is that his team isn’t executing his approach well enough. There’s no option 2. He’s like Phil trying to force the triangle…

I pity whoever wakes up next to James Harden, because there is not an inch of that bed that he didn’t shit all over.

It’s easy. If you look at only the uppercase letters, they spell “The payoff was not worth the small effort it took to figure this out.”

Game 4 is Sunday.

glad to see someone is actually following the Champions League today while Billy Haisley furiously masturbates to decade-old Messi highlights!!

I dunno some of the celebrating penalties certainly seem like a Black and White issue

You mean “jabronois.”

I was on Jeopardy about 10 years ago. He’s short and too tan and wears sleeveless shirts to eat lunch. Real fucking jabroni.