I'm completely with you. Nothing is better than Bart the General.

It wasn't an attack on Jezebel, but a small rib on them.

The 30 Rock reference/burn is still my fav.

"Wow. You know you've made it when The Simpsons takes a shot at you." - Someone in the year 1997

I would have thought it was funny if the writers for the Simpsons were half as hilarious as they used to be a decade ago. Now I'm not convinced that they aren't chimps that have been locked in cages since 2007.

It was only just under two "MINUTES" long, but I felt it gave a pretty "GOOD" impression of what "THE" game will play like.

I was actually one of the Mars One candidates that got cut this round. It was easily the worst interview I've ever done - I was expecting generic questions that showed that I'd done my research (e.g.: what will the first few months of the mission look like, explain how to handle emergencies, etc.), and they asked…

"Not to be cold, but they're just stepkids, and they'll be in their 20s when I leave for Mars"

I'm a little with you on this. Even realizing that there is a basis of sexism to it, to me, its just completely unthinkable to leave your family behind. I suppose for me, what scares me of the totality of it. And to be fair, it would be something I'd think about every one of the final 24 people, men or women. We're…

I believe the whole Mission to Mars thing is that they can't guarantee a return. You're going the under the assumption there is a real possibility that you won't make it back. Either way, the whole "but Explorer Man was married" gets me, because, yeah they were selfish too. It was just considered ok to be a selfish…

"The Academy Awards are racist!"

"The Academy Awards didn't properly pay tribute to a dead racist!"

Make up your fucking mind.

There's nothing wrong with remaking Ghostbusters with an all-ladeez cast.

Well, actually he's being honest about shoving down your throat.

That's my feeling. What is wrong, exactly, for saying what you want? It's better by far than acting like you want to give a free ride and then trying to get head.

Actually, I'm not nailing anyone, hence the porn.

I'm surprised you left "GamerGate" off the "biggest disappointments list. I know I've never found anything more disappointing in the entire history of video games than that particular tantrum/hate mob.

Whether the attraction is an illness or not, acting on it is the crime. But even if the attraction itself is not an illness, living with an attraction (to children which innately is an unhealthy situation) in a person who has a conscience and actually obeys his or her moral guide, but without any help or support —this…

Ha, because locking up people for an attraction beyond their control in the way to go AMIRITE??

I just wrote the post below elsewhere, but I meant to reply to you again (I need coffee).
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I agree with what you said. Jeremy. I'm not sure I understand this focus on Fey. We ALL knew Cosby was sketchy. He had had multiple accusations over the years and it was not a big, dark, secret in Hollywood.

If Fey had been a victim, we wouldn't force her to tell her story another way because it's her experience. If…