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I really hope Iannetta is OK.

In all seriousness, is that not the biggest bullshit pretext for a DWB stop ever?

You have to admire his unwavering love of tinted windows.

Best labels for such an incident, in no particular order:

Frida and her husband meet a random guy and some scantly clad women and he heads up to party with them and she’s ok with that?

I would love to hear the conversation that went into displaying the photo on the news but blacking out just a bit of ass crack.

I’ll star your post, but I won’t go out on a boat with you. You know, because of the implication

Fat Mac is the best Mac.

Can we take a minute and appreciate that we are now up to THREE fucking people who are believably dead shark fuckers? That is a stunning amount of people who we believe would fuck a dead shark.

Right? Gizmodo will go toe-to-toe with a billionaire in court, run a controversial celebrity sex tape, bait a sitting presidential administration with a fake password skimmer, and sue the Department of Justice, but they draw the line at identifying a guy who looks like another guy? Seems an odd place to draw the line.

I WAS THERE FOR THAT. I still struggle to describe the sound in the stadium that night - the closest I’ve come is 65,000 people trying not to laugh and cry at the same time.

This was really the only appropriate response for a Jets fan. Good on you.

Well, at least your hatred for the Patriots is justified. haha. I honestly can’t stand when people just hate teams like the Patriots or the Yankees. If it’s a rivalry, I can understand very easily, but this past season especially, people just hated the Patriots for just being... good, I guess.

The evolution of the Garbage Truck ;)

Oh, you poor man. Watching Revis get a ring with NE must have killed you.

No.

There are so many people who think loving and caring about America equals American flags, standing for the anthem, and saying that they support the troops now and then. It’s incredibly annoying.

I guess they couldn’t run out on to the fields with the white hoods on for safety reasons?

“Here is some extremely white shit” could also be said of every lacrosse game ever played.