I hate to say it but isn’t this pretty much rolling out just the way everyone expected it would?

Knives at each others’ throats dawg. As Nathan Ford said, “the only thing more ruthless than a criminal is a politician trying to cover his own ass.”

Agreed. I don’t care about Republicans’ morality, but as long as they see that Trump’s presidency will be bad FOR THEM, they will eventually call for his impeachment. That’s fine! Enemy of my enemy, and all.

Which ultimately they won’t for any number of reasons, the most of which is that they are too stupid to realize it.

Yeah, this all kind of assumes they are capable of understanding that they should be embarrassed.

Trump’s biggest gift to our country is the efficiency with which he has laid bare how much of our politics are about eating shit. People that “respect our institutions” and keep voting for rich assholes to represent them have been eating well-seasoned shit their entire lives. Trump took away all your spices.

I hate the fact that I have been reduced to appealing to the morality and conscience of Republican congressmen

A lot of very stupid people will continue to eat shit in the name of partisan politics or their own embarrassment at being told repeatedly who and what Donald Trump was and completely and totally ignoring that and voting for him anyway.

“Anyone who felt” immediately means “not an apology.”

My friend’s 2-year old died in his sleep. We brought her family a bunch of food in a cooler. Think I went and asked for the cooler back a month or two later? No!!! That brand new cooler is never coming back. Nothing short of a gun being held to my head could even get me to ask for it!

“When is the appropriate time to go Larry David and ask for a thank you”

I live in the Bay Area, and it’s nuts, of course - I make a six figure salary, but can only afford a 600 square foot, one bedroom apartment. Naturally, lots of people want to own houses, but that’s mathematically impossible for all but a few people. So, people buy homes that are hours away from where they work, and I…

This is why I always gotta ask to sit in the front seat of an Uber, even if the driver looks at me funny for it.

What kind of asshole is like “I bagged your leaves, granted your newborn child is still in intensive care, but where’s my fucking thank you blah blah Larry David joke blah blah etiquette nonsense”. I hope that dad’s baby is fine, and then he immediately gets new friends.

Having read your parenting book, I’m not surprised at all the Kimmel thing effected you so much.

I’m talkin’ Cheap Trick, ELO, ...

Unlimited PTO is just a way of eliminating employees asking to use their vacation days. More often than not Unlimited policies lead to a decrease in vacation day usage overall, and increase in working while on those days off for those that do take them.

Its just a big way for the employer to screw the employee while…

Garnett? Sure. Big Baby? Yup. Rondo? DEFINITELY.

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