A few days ago I mentioned I was making a poster to motivate myself to study for the bar. Well guess what?

Guys, I just finished my first ultramarathon! It was made up of several 3 mile runs over the course of a few months. But wait until you see my time!

That’s a combined 205 mph of exit velocity that struck Wade Miley on consecutive base hits (Jose Abreu 103 mph, Avisail Garcia 102).

There is no doubt that in the long history of players who very definitely had it coming - Bruce Bowen, John Stockton, Olynyk, etc. - Bill Laimbeer is right at the top. His own teammate broke his hand on Laimbeers face when he punched him at practice. That guy was the worst.

It’s funny that one of these guys hid his shove behind a play-act of basketball and then ran to the ref to complain about a whistle, while the other one came straight at him and did not pretend to be doing anything other than shoving a motherfucker, and you think the one who did not bother to hide behind the rules…

Guys like Dellavedova and Olynyk are my least favorite kinds of players. Their skill is basically “who knows, I might just injure you!” While Matt Barnes and his ilk will properly goon you, Delly and Olynyk will “accidentally” shred your knee and get plaudits for their “grittiness.”

That was a much more civilised response than the one I nearly made.

This would be like trying to milk a rock.

Any man who speaks about abortion should have to provide at least 5 referral letters from real women who he has spent more than 20 minutes with and at least one romantic partner. Also they need to be able to point out he essential parts of lady anatomy otherwise SHUT UP

It doesn’t matter. They’ll find a way to blame Dems, blame insurance companies, blame anyone but themselves.

Wait til their constituents find out they are not longer covered and that big bad scary Obamacare was literally saving their lives.

You know as well as I do that isn’t true. Several of these “people” represent districts that have actively voted against their own interests for years. This won’t change a god damned thing.

The shear audacity of this, and to celebrate after, is fucking disgusting.

I’d like my opposition party to be more concerned about the lives of their constituents than their electoral chances, but that’s just me.

I don’t know, I feel like we keep saying that about various Republicans and it keeps not being true.

Dear Republicans:

Okay, today sucks on Jez. It’s been bad news after bad news. This is May the Fourth, people. It’s supposed to be the day we celebrate a series of three really great movies, three meme-factory movies, one rose-tinted glasses movie and one “Is this really the same series?” movie that are all centered around the good…

Great article David!

It’s a crazy story. We were within about one week from the tour (one of our members was flying in from England, so it was just a liiiiitle important to have a ride). Meanwhile, my wife and I had been leasing an Impreza. So I took the Impreza back to the dealership, told them I wanted to upgrade to an Outback. Got…

My head just exploded. Well, this will certainly reduce the number of reported rapes! It’s a win-win. /s

Republicans are terrified of the public learning the full consequences of their plan to push Americans with pre-existing conditions into the cold.