It’s ok, Nats fans. Should they lose in Houston, just remember that the real treasure were the boos rained on diaper-baby presidents along the way.

The best thing about this is that it will eat away at him way, way, way more than things like “credibly accused of being a Russian asset” or “revealed almost daily, often by his own idiotic admission, to have participated in criminal activity.”

God, I hope that "lock him up" chant burned its way into his insecure little facsimile of a soul and we get a torrent of rage tweets about it tomorrow. HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!

Ron Mexico, Ron Vara, John Barron, and Richie Incognito's nephew Guy make up the remainder of the line.

Now starting at Left Tackle...Pierre Delecto.

Poor dude's only seen 27 championships.

Nobody stays alive to keep watching the winningest team ever keep winning, I call bullshit. Your grandfather is alive just to cheer against that immigrant Altuve, i bet 

“Paxton looked on in disbelief at what very much looked like the dinger that would cut his team’s lead down to two.”

Croll Tried!

I know this will seem politically incorrect and I will face the wrath of the entire US population — which, Hi Population! — but as a matter of principle I have to say, Yuan Fang sounds like a dumb douchebag.

That was a very scary shot that Chirinos took. And he’s already lost a season to concussion. How long before they figure out that catchers will get CTE as well?

I mean as a Yankee fan I can’t complain that pitch was was off the plate BECAUSE HE FUCKING SWUNG AND MISSED AT THE PITCH BEFORE BY A MILE!

They were in Japan. You can’t criticize another country if you’re in a similar time zone? 

For the sake of his sister’s health, let’s hope the Jets don’t tie on Sunday.

I strongly, strongly recommend clicking through and watching him get torn to tiny little brand-humping shreds in the replies.

If Sendejo had come in to wrap up and tackle instead of turning himself into a human missile, this wouldn’t have happened.

Oh fuck off. I’ve never watched GOT but I’ve seen him in plenty of other roles and he’s a phenomenal actor. I do know that like it or not that show wouldn’t have been NEARLY the success it was during its run without his charming ass in it. So that’s literally the only GOT Emmy I’m OK with.

“Look, we get it, he doesn’t…

“But while Ad Astra may lack the sweep of Christopher Nolan’s Interstellar (also lensed by van Hoytema)“