This is a pretty stupid take honestly. I don’t really find the fact that he’s destroying our standing in the world and we can’t get rid of him, and will almost certainly nominate someone who can’t beat him funny. Sorry.

I’m an American girl who does like sports, but hated most sports sites because they are filled with sexist trolls.  Deadspin was the only place where I felt welcomed, and my opinion on sportsball valued.  I’m going to miss that.

Splinter alienated a lot of people by blocking or greying anyone who disagreed that Bernie is the messiah.

Magary left too.  That’s a huge blow.

Is Brancato still in prison?

For me, it’s the Springfield Three.  I think we know what happened to Hoffa, it’s the mechanics that are in doubt.

Their coverage of the Larry Nassar case was pulitzer worthy.

People in Milwaukee endlessly bitch about “Wrigleyville North” because so many douchey cub fans show up for games at Miller because it’s bothc cheaper, even with the parking, and in every way but the historical value, a better experience.

“I hope Dems stretch this impeachment out all the way to the 2020 elections and don’t even try it in the Senate at all. Just muck up the airwaves/TV/Interwebs/etc. with Trump dirt and batter his name.”

Now there’s pellegrino all over my keyboard.

THIS.  The Mueller report was complex, and had a lot to do with geopolitical backdooring that is far beyond what Joe Jones from Sandusky can comprehend.

Here’s what will happen (barring anything else coming out): Rosenhaus will tell him to sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up for the rest of this season. During the off season he will give a contrite interview (likely to a woman) where he apologizes and says the stress and indignation of being falsely accused caused…

I can’t even imagine how long the SNL standing ovation is going to be.

Memories...the biggest fight in my sociology of gender class was over Dworkin.

Actually, he’s supposed to be a fantastic parent, and probably the only stable influence in these kids lives.

You left out the most vomit inducing part of this article where Falwell was bragging to his staff that his dick was so big his wife couldn’t handle it.

They didn’t say she had an advantage, they said they could see too much of her butt so they took her win away.

THIS.  I guarantee she’s not fat, she just has a bit of an ass.  As a fellow as haver, I am ALWAYS fixing my sports swimming suit.  They’re not cut for anyone but a beanpole.

This would only be good if Swayze rose from the dead to murder Sorbo.

Isn’t Dean Cain half Japanese?