Yeah, it sounds like a normal, nice upper-upper middle class existence.

My best friend’s mom is basically Lucille Bluth.  My mom is less drunk.

Yeah, I laughed it off, but I’m very glad for the next generation that he likely would be too scared to try that now.

When I was a 28 year old consultant, a 50 year old senior partner sat in between me and and our 24 year old receptionist at a bar and tried to slide a hand up each of ur skirts.

Big Bezos is watching.

Yup.  The 38 year old VP of Marketing would be trying to convince her to have just one more....

I’m just getting used to this. My wealthy Manhattan parents raised me to believe that separate checks are, as my mother gracefully put it “Something people in Iowa do at the Olive Garden.”

My best friends recent forcep+tearing delivery is making me determined to have c-section.

See, that’s a reason that’s MEDICALLY NECESSARY (not dying of septic shock).

Bob Casey observed that he called him sleepy Bob and he won by 700,ooo votes.

Did you read the books? This has been telegraphed in neon lights all along.

Eastern Oregon, I presume?

Yeah, that’s like 100 bucks max.  Meth is a helluva drug.

And yet still made the difference because it was so close.

We were thinking that there was good intel that Bin Laden was in Pakistan, but we weren’t going to invade a country with nukes.

One of the reasons the public supported the Iraq War at first was because our allies were with us so it seemed legitimate. There’s literally no chance that happens this time.

The problem was there was nothing they could do.  They weren’t in the majority.  And we won’t be this time either because everyone wants to run for president.

And the other 25%?

That literally didn’t happen.  You’re a fucking idiot and I hope the first rape baby is yours.

I don’t think they’ll do it till 2021, but they’ll do it.