Never get caught with a live boy or a dead girl.

I feel like we’d know if a male Dem senator was gay, though there is only one that is rumored to be, and I don’t see that, but you never know.

Barf.

I never bought that it was about his sexual orientation - I have a bunch of friends who worked in the Obama administration and it wasn’t a secret. Nobody cares.  The last time I saw the fear of outing actually work was in 2014 in Illinois when our assembly leader threatened to out Aaron Schock (the Downton Abbey…

Look for the helpers...

Cheap....cheap....cheap....cheap...

Maybe some people like cheap people.

Thank you.  I was about to say you’ve clearly never been near a hospital or major medical education program.

Have you read the general comments here?  You’re giving far too much credit.

My dad did this with my grandfather all the time, except he got caught once and that was mortifying for everyone.

No, this is accurate.  I used to be a bartender, and my boyfriend was a chef for years, so we are ridiculous and tip like 25%, but generally if I went out with a guy and he tipped less than 20%, his night was ending with pornhub.

What’s happening is you’re cheap.

My parents are 73 and 77 and neither would think of leaving less than 20%.

Christ, what an asshole.

Y’all realize it’s probably going to be Beto, right?

The only one that I’d have trouble voting for is Bernie.  I’d still do it, but I’d need a Silkwood shower after.

I feel like your prediction for Bullock fits Hickenlooper too, just replace Steve Daines with Cory Gardner.

Pelosi is one of best pure parliamentarians ever.  She’s forgotten more than AOC has ever known.

Tired of her is more accurate.  Being an asshole is not a way too get ahead at a new job, even if it is congress.

Somebody’s overexcited that she hit the motherload.  Hopefully Mackenzie is just counting her billions.