That’s how the Republicans work in most states. And then there’s California.

Assemblywoman Cheryl Brown (D-Rialto) told lawmakers about her son, who was near death. Doctors urged her to let him go. Nineteen days later, he came off life support. He survived, and is now a husband and father. “Doctors don’t know everything,” Brown said.

Replying to myself to share this:

Or, she’s tripping balls/rolling her face off....

You should thank Eli, he was feeling generous last year.

I wish more Pats fans were like you and just admitted, “yes, they cheated, and I fucking love them for it!” You're much more tolerant than the rest of your lot.

One for each of Brady’s concubines that bore his precious children unto the earth. Amen.

He wanted to bone Samantha so he shut it down real quick with Amber, and then they both left.

Nah, when I get dumped/have something devastating happen to me I just need to be alone until the trauma wears off. Or at least don’t want anyone touching me. Call me in 48 hours when you’re ready to watch me drink 2 bottles of wine and cry into a dirty bath robe.

Ashley S. update, her exit interview from the aftershow:

When she called out for Jade and Jade was like “I’m here, I’m here.” my heart broke. Everyone has been like that with their friend when they were dumped.

Cassandra and Jonathan was the most awesome surprise! YAAAAY!

Carly ‘No, you don’t deserve a conversation’ is my spirit animal.

I was so pissed at Kirk. If he had been having doubts for a week (or more?) of their barely a month long relationship, he should have nipped it in the bud then.

YASSSSS to Cassandra and Jonathan!!!!

A few things...

“I love watching Jared sleep.”

So the Giants were trying to get away with a four-fingered discount?

He did!

I give Sherman one hour to be like “That’s it - no speaking for the rest of the day Jesusbot.”