I kind of love this guy.

if they’d been at home in Ireland, she told the Guardian, she would have been forced to carry the pregnancy to term and watch her infant die in front of her. She calls the Eighth Amendment “abusive.”

Out of his mind.

There’s no crying in airplanes! (But if you’ve ever been stuck on the tarmac at LaGuardia for close to three hours with a full bladder, you know that this is patently false.)

Totally. My boyfriend is a sous chef and comes home daily griping about this cook or another being in jail for possession.

Ballmer owns the Clippers.

Always can count on Philly fans, can’t you?

I know - I see him on Game of Thrones as Littlefinger and I’m always like, “Still not as corrupt as Baltimore.”

He owns the Moonlight Bunny Ranch.

Also, Kobe is at the end of the line, at this point they might just be like, “No.”

I think that I would, and then I remember that he’s Carcetti from the Wire, and no. Just no.

He’s Carcetti from the Wire. That should really be enough for anyone.