Cool story, bro. Thanks for the mansplanation.

That sounds like a life full of constant anxiety to me, anyway you only need to take a test if you’re late or totally irregular. I assume that you’re a guy since you didn’t know that, so please slow your roll on wondering why women don’t perfectly perform to your arbitrary standards that are based on nothing.

Do you think they make Jeb sit at the kids’ table

Look at all those “karate-chopped” cushions!!!

You’re always winning when you’re making up both the contest and the rules.

If a woman who looks like this:

There may have been a time where you looked back and said, “I probably shouldn’t have done that.” Does that make you a ho? No, it makes you a human.

“he said that he faced “character assassination””

Pretty sure that the character coroner’s office determined it was a *SELF-INFLICTED WOUND*.

I will never understand how people seem to think that someone saying "Black lives matter" somehow means "everyone else's life doesn’t" like what kind of mental gymnastics does someone go through to need to shout ALL LIVES MATTER in response?

i must say — throughout the whole process of editing this piece, which i think is really wonderful, it did not occur to me that “was it raped” (which of course is the title, the lede and the center of this) was being asked of anyone but the writer

goddammit im not woke at all

I am so here for this. My Women’s Studies professor was rad and let me go hog wild on the subject! My boyfriend is currently borrowing the hard drive I stored my essay on, but when I get it back I would LOVE for you to read it!

Ladies, if the guy you’re dating lists one of his hobbies as “militia”: DEALBREAKER.

Stop violating his First Amendment rights by saying he is wrong!!!

As far as denials go that’s some pretty weak sauce. I just think that if I were accused of raping someone and I hadn’t raped anyone, my response would be less “Think of how this is affecting my public image” and more getting on rooftops and screaming to anyone who will listen “FUCK NO, I DID NOT RAPE ANYONE!” You…

My career and life do not deserve to be taken away without some basic level of due process

This article really meant a lot to me - I appreciate you so much for sharing your experience. You are a lovely and awesome person! I was thin in high school, and since I have gained 14 sizes. Being a feminist is a part of me i’m proud of, and something that I became through learning to love myself and others. It’s not…

I am 70 pounds bigger than I was in 1978. I have been, at one point, over twice my HS weight. But now, I get to be this guy every December:

Please take responsibility for your staff, Emma.