so just to be clear, we’re comfortable saying that they all collectively lied?

“He couldn’t stand the sight of me”

My God.

You have a future as a writer young woman/man.

When is the Bennie Baby market going to come back? I have a diverse portfolio I hope to cash in on soon...

This is like that thing with Stern where its amazing that just the random people that work for him are truly funny people. Everyone on the shipping container is as funny as any comedy nerd podcast i listen to, if maybe more by accident.

Well said. Dan was, and remains, the best thing about ESPN. (especially in the wake of Bob Ley exiting stage left)

Go to your room.

I knew you weren’t joking cause you’re a real tough cookie with a long history.

It’s just you.

bored man gets staid.

Fucking this.

She just signed a contract with Veal Madrid.

You know, there's a whole article underneath the headline that you're also supposed to read.

Even aside from how dumb this whole interview is, like come on with this, man:

That typo is on me. Fixed, and thanks.

He just had to wait for a New York Manute.

Cardboard man gets paid.

Yeah, that’s a disturbing place if left unwashed. When adults told you to wash behind your ears when you were little, they really really meant it.

A great one I read is to run your finger behind your ear, right at the part where it connects to the rest of your face, and check out the smell.