Even aside from how dumb this whole interview is, like come on with this, man:

That typo is on me. Fixed, and thanks.

He just had to wait for a New York Manute.

Cardboard man gets paid.

+Big 3

For once, I find myself on GM’s side.

And as a citizen of IL, a state that gets very few things right, did get something right this month. Gov. Pritzer declared abortion to be a fundamental right, lifting restrictions on late-term abortions, mandating insurance coverage for abortions and contraceptives both. It’s the most expansive law in the nation,…

Reminder that the National Network of Abortion Funds can always use your support and can connect you with US funding for abortions in your area!

I am in my late 40s and in relatively good shape, walk regularly, eat well, drink in moderation, go to the gym. And every day I look in the mirror and I see the 12-year-old boy that my father dragged to the gym so that I wouldn’t have the “weight problems” that plagued him throughout childhood and young adulthood.

But…

Counterpoint: Fuck the police  Fuck every single fucking one of them.

Extremely normal for a cop to have to be held back from physically assaulting championship-winning team president as he tries to collect his trophy, happens to the Krafts all the time, I’m sure

Why wouldn’t they? I mean, in all honesty he’s doing the best he can do to represent his client and is being amazingly upfront that a team poised to potentially make a big move to trade for said client would likely be wasting assets doing so. Sure, New Orleans might be pissed that he’s screwing up their ability to…

Fucking pollen.

he has skyrocketed to my favorite player in the league during these playoffs

Every new bit of Kawhi-related news seeping out during this playoff run somehow makes me like him more each time.

A good time as any to remind ourselves of the best season-ticket renewal request ever.

If this is your takeaway after reading the AD thing, you are an absolute fucking moron. Also... umm... Do you understand how opinion pieces work? And how they are often written by one person and don’t necessarily represent a uniform line of thought amongst the entire staff?

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Yeah, that’s a disturbing place if left unwashed. When adults told you to wash behind your ears when you were little, they really really meant it.

A great one I read is to run your finger behind your ear, right at the part where it connects to the rest of your face, and check out the smell.