This is the best headline.

Oh dear God.

Clearly he plays the game the right way.

I second this.

Nice.

Clever Pucker.

America is now a Robert Ludlum novel.

Like taking Kandy from a baby.

+1 Wall.

When compared to the real life shenanigans of the Knicks over the past 15 Years, “Eddie” feels like a serious documentary at this point.

Fucking. Nuclear. Take.

+10 Driveway bench presses.

This is a criminally underappreciated comment.

-15 Majors.

Knicks: We have the worst culture in the league.

+1 minimum security prison.

Never have I seen this used more appropriately.

One feels like there’s so much to explore with someone called ‘Deuce Gruden’ in the next Anchorman movie.

I’ll see your Nintendonian and raise you Playsationesque.

Easy now