+1 Spike Eskin.

You’re probably the only person in the world apart from Will Smith right now who can do this so I award you a star.

+1 Zygi.

Between news on World War Z , House of Z premiering and The Lost City of Z in theatres a certain letter of the alphabet is certainly having a moment.

+3 forechecks you delightful bastard.

A great one I read is to run your finger behind your ear, right at the part where it connects to the rest of your face, and check out the smell.

I’m just here for the jokes.

+1 Estranged family.

Between this, the news out of DC and the fact that it’s the weekend, makes this an A+ kinda day.

+1 Cup of rippled water

Criminally underrated.

+1 East India Company.

Goes to show you at this level what happens if you take your Isaiah off the ball for even a second.

“a suit-clad J.R”

You know those pictures where people think they see a cellphone in a photograph from the 1800s? This is clearly from 1992: Macaulay Culkins’ in the bottom right of the screen.

Katie Nolan has all the clubs in her bag that Bill Simmons doesn’t . I’d love to see her on HBO where she could really cut loose with her whip-smart sensibilities.

I hate-award you a holding cell full of stars.

Make them an Offer, man.

Semper Finance.

I’m Canadian and this makes me so proud of America.