A great one I read is to run your finger behind your ear, right at the part where it connects to the rest of your face, and check out the smell.

I’m just here for the jokes.

+1 Estranged family.

Between this, the news out of DC and the fact that it’s the weekend, makes this an A+ kinda day.

+1 Cup of rippled water

Criminally underrated.

+1 East India Company.

Goes to show you at this level what happens if you take your Isaiah off the ball for even a second.

“a suit-clad J.R”

You know those pictures where people think they see a cellphone in a photograph from the 1800s? This is clearly from 1992: Macaulay Culkins’ in the bottom right of the screen.

Katie Nolan has all the clubs in her bag that Bill Simmons doesn’t . I’d love to see her on HBO where she could really cut loose with her whip-smart sensibilities.

I hate-award you a holding cell full of stars.

Make them an Offer, man.

Semper Finance.

I’m Canadian and this makes me so proud of America.

I feel genuinely bad for Rudy: Over the past two years he’s asked nicely to be traded, he’s tried forcing a trade, he’s fired agents for failure to accomplish the above, and there was real hope it could happen this time at the trade deadline and now this. The Sacramento Kings are becoming his twisted mix of The…

After the game Groningen commiserated with Heracles Almelo not rising to the occasion by assuring them it happens to everyone at some point. And that it wasn’t a big deal.

+1 Single Payer.

+1 Dewey Decimal.

Oh dear God. I hope your parents are proud of you I certainly am.