how do you know all of the people in the buildings in MOS were innocent? maybe some of them sold loose cigarettes or used physical intimidation to steal a handful of cigars at some point in their lives. did you ever think of that?

You know, Sterling was harsh against Scott Cawthorn’s first game and it he managed to turn that around and make Fivr Nights at Freddy’s, a good game with actual effort. What is Digital Honicide’s excuse? They have 20 games on Steam right now and two look like the same exact game seperated only by the position of…

So it should be illegal to criticize bad things if the company making the bad things is broke?

He has none; that would require a soul.

“I puts the lotion on the skin.” Christie clarified in a deep monotone voice.

This is just Trump’s ingenious scheme to win New Jersey. “Vote for me in November or I’ll release Christie back to you”.

Well, that’ll be an improvement and a welcome distraction from his punchably smug face.

Phbbbt. Everyone knows Ted Cruz is too young to be the Zodiac Killer. He’s obviously the I-45 killer.

I skimmed through the article, but tell me.

I’m not saying he doesn’t agree with it. I agree with it. But the reaction is “How dare Killer Mike say that!”, and I think it’s ignoring an important piece of the puzzle, that being he’s agreeing with an argument being put forth by a noted feminist and anti-racism activist. It’s not like he got up on stage and went…

Depressing? Have you looked at those replies? This shit’s hilarious

Oh no no no no, Mr Rubio. We canucks are already taking enough flack for the role we played in spawning Ted Cruz, we’re not taking the blame for you as well...

I don’t see any problem with this. Once we conquer Canada and make them our affable slaves such landscape will be an American territory. It represents progress, goals, an America double the size and GOING STRONG. God, freedom tastes sweet, doesn’t it? Like sweet, sweet maple syrup-all you can drink. We’re coming for…

My kids actually REALLY like Equestria Girls (the cartoons). But I am not sure if that is because of the music in them (which isnt bad) or because my 8 year old may have started actually liking girls..... which - given the context - is a bit worrying.

People spend $18 for a 2 hour movie...why is $18 for a 3 hour game expensive?

This is hilarious. Do you read Jezebel just to get outraged on behalf of the patriarchy? The cephalopod patriarchy?

It’s a joke...

You're right, inflicting Jesse Helms in any form on anybody is indeed just too cruel.

“That’s just my religious belief.”