If you watched that much hockey you would know those whistles happen from time to time.

You seem to be confused. A deferral does not mean that you don’t have to serve, it means you don’t have to serve *immediately*. Robinette was going to serve those two years, but it is common for the military to wait until your athletic career is over for you to serve them, because the early years of your career are…

I dunno some of the celebrating penalties certainly seem like a Black and White issue

I smell rivalry. Can’t wait until the next time these two teams meet.

If we’re so slow, how come we caught and enslaved you?

Every criticism I’ve seen of this has boiled down to “lol religious people are different than me.”

My girlfriend and I have had a long going debate on whether ice cream cake is ice cream in the shape of a cake or if it has to have actual cake in it to be considered ice cream cake.

Answer my question you cowards

Counterpoint: It’s boring.

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery.

Easily the worst thing about college football is that both teams can’t lose.

Or you’re at Arby’s

Nick Saban has responded by spending 20 minutes silently assembling a rifle in front of his players while wearing a T-Shirt that reads “FUCKING TRY IT.”

This logo represents more than the team - it represents the city of Cleveland

He’s going to the Browns, which he will lead to a Super Bowl victory.

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

The Cavs, the Indians, can the Browns be far behind?

Everyone in that photo looks sketchy as fuck.