For anyone curious, here’s a list of them: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_M…

...you know, call me crazy, but if I saw a bunch of my coworkers arrested at a hotel for shit, and I was probably involved too?

Meanwhile in Philadelphia, a fan went 1-for-10 in a free throw competition. Upon sullenly returning to his seat, he was informed that he’s being added to the Sixers’ starting rotation, but his wife and son were traded for a basket of hot wings and a 2018 second-round pick.

Any QB who can go 8 - 1 with that schedule is incredible.

How long until the Mt. Union New Age Outlaws face the Young Bucks at a PWG show?

Your comment is going to get higher ratings than TNA.

Even so, he again makes a big show of sniffing the cork ...

I thought the answer to “do you know who I am?” is “Do you know who I am?”

“I’ve built stadiums in Brockway, Oakland, and North Haverbrook....”

These are just some of the highlights from the interview, and you should check out the whole thing if you’re as fascinated by a mind warped by power and paranoia as I am.

Which is absolutely bonkers when you think about it. Why would you ever, ever, ever even question sacking Garry Monk at this point? One bad mini-slump in his first three years of managing? Insanity. Monk’s one of those guys who could eventually end up managing a top four side.

These are the precious moments they’ll never remember

Seriously, Deadspin, before all the snark pours in, for stories like this you should be noting the suicide prevention hotline number and other relevant resources.

Remind me to never go to a magic show with you.

Give Seattle credit. As the defending champion heel, they tried to get DQ'd at the end and keep the title belt. Flair would be proud.

I don't think you all just start applauding and saying, "Oh my God, the savior is here and our paper is safe"

Ivory Close

Choke d'Ivoire.

You can't expect Gerrard to just stop passing to Suarez cold turkey.