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H.A. Layne
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Roger Corman's Death Race 2050 is on Netflix right now and you can tell Trump's victory definitely played a part in that movie getting made.
Wig jokes and all.

They don't want to be talked down to by multi-millionaires, just ruled over like a king by them.

Canadian Bacon is an awesome movie, though! Has he done anything since 1995 to change that?

Yeah right, all those old $5 schlock-horror VHS tapes now cost like $30 on bluray!

And lots and lots of clove cigarettes.

Food Fight!

Vat a tweest!

I hope Jonah Hill co-stars and uses his accent from Strange Wilderness.

In the future our currency will be backed by superhero movies.

Breitbart is referring to him as a "hack." In the headline, even.

Priebus: "This is ridiculous, it's been two years since PEOTUS Trump believed in the birther movement."
Newsdude: "Actually, we have evidence DJT believed Obama was not an American citizen at least two months prior to the election."
Priebus: "Look, that's not what's important here…"

He won, so… Now we stop discussing all the horrible shit he does?
I don't want to go one day without seeing what that wrinkled clementine has fucked up.

Take me back to Paradise City

Stop buying a $20 sack every day! Save your money for, like, a few days and get a lid! Or a zip…or whatever you youngbloods call 'em today.

I still fucking hate Peter Thiel. Where am I supposed to take all my liberal outrage now? The AV Club?

*inhaler sound*
"FUCKING KILLLL!!!"

"Michael Keaton was the worse Batman! Sad! Low energy!"

"What's wrong with saying 'bomb!' on a plane? Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb!"

IMO, RTJ2 has the best songs, but RTJ3 is their best album.

I used to think I was a pretty big A Tribe Called Quest fan….and then I read about Michael Rappaport.