What's next, they'll be taking our beloved 80s action-comedies from us hardworking - and completely heterosexual - men?

More than those clowns in Congress would do.
What a bunch of clowns…

Some sort of a….Frenzied Fairy Ideal Woman?

Reddit definitely flipped their shit. At least, the ones receiving all the upvotes lost their shit.

"Did you know that infamous Stand-Your-Grounder George Zimmerman is actually Bob Dylan (born Robert Zimmerman)'s grandson?"
-UberFacts

Foist?
Last?

I've got some terrible news about Circuit City…

Apparently it's for sale.
Maybe you can get Univision to purchase it.

When did she become a Bud Light spokesperson and morph into every trashy-hot country girl down at the local bar?
(Saw it on a Foosball commercial last night)

It would be different if she kicked Darth Vader's ass, instead of his punkass grandson.
Kylo's gotso' room to grow.

It's how we used to get online.
America Online.

I've been waiting for this chance since I first saw the unrated cut of Body of Evidence…

He's exploring the deep, deep depths of the ocean?

I walked out of TPM grinning.
I walked out of AotC slightly confused, but grinning.
I walked out of RotS grinning (maybe a bit misty-eyed, too).
I walked out of TFA grinning.

You've obviously never met my left hand.

"Why keep copy editors on the payroll? Spell check works just as good for free."

They mostly defend the city at night.

Andrew Dice Clay is quoted as saying, "Woah! Fuhgeddaboutit!"

At least we finally got color in the 20th century.

Doom 2099 FTW