he doesn’t want a partner - he wants an accessory, a bauble, a thing he can look at other people and say, look at this thing that i have and you don’t. 

Someone beat me to it already but it is tough to shame someone who has no shame. After turning on the TV this morning and immediately trying to figure out if anyone we knew was in Las Vegas, my wife and I talked about the fact that nothing will change. Sometime this week, and it may have already happened, someone will…

To be fair, Trump is definitely an expert on businesses going to hell.

Someone else said it much better than I.

I would have snapped up one of those $17 tickets that everyone was making fun of last night, but even if I bought one at 3:00 p.m., the goddamn stadium is so far form the city, I’d still miss the first quarter taking the train down there.

My condiments to Dublin, who must relish this victory, but Mayo just can’t cut the mustard, even though they had a chance to ketchup.

PSA: the rural areas of Washington are filled with dumb, racist hicks like every other state. Motherfuckers STILL have Trump signs up along I-90.

As long as they’re not moving to fucking Freemont (or anywhere outside of Oakland) I’m fine with pretty much whatever.

I FUCKING WISH they would have moved that over to USB-C. I have one of those new Macbook Pros that only have the USB-C ports. Literally the other day I forgot my charging cable at the office, got home, grabbed one of the million lightning cables I have and then went, “Oh yeah I can’t use this. God dammit Apple.” Haha.

Lalas represents all that was good about US soccer in 1994 and all that is bad about US soccer in 2017.

She has to fuck Steve Mnuchin. She’s paying in her own way.

the reason clint is so ageless is because he realizes that this is no country for old men.

When will we as a society start saying “fuck off?” Seriously.

Congrats! If you haven’t before, I hope you have a chance to ride something other than that GZ. The tall bars and slightly forward foot controls are numb and diminish confidence.

a major mistake from probable World Cup number-one Brad Guzan

Can the kinjasphere let me know the temperature of this take:

They told him to land on Runway 28A, but the pilot thought they told him to land on “28, eh.”

Can we agree that the four regular door Minis look terrible?

and was actually considered to direct The Phantom Menace back before Lucas himself took over.

I’m sure President Orange can’t be bothered to act concerned for victims of a shooting incident two times in one day. That would cut into his TV watching and tweeting time.