Okay so yeah, their diet means like, you basically can’t enjoy eating ever again, but I want to talk about the juice cleanse part.

Watching her last night I finally had the feeling like yes we have a late night host who is skewering everyone who deserves it. When she read the feminist rule book and just said fuck it and destroyed her. John Oliver is great and fantastic at his job, but Sam Bee has that anger that we all feel hearing this type of…

RIP ROB FORD. MAY THERE BE CRACK AND CHEEZEBURGARS IN HEAVEN/HELL,

I like Shaq the most in this gif.

Khloe’s tweet makes me think of how weird it must be to be a celebrity but also be a human who likes entertainment. Like... You just see your friends and colleagues on tv and in the movies, and hear people who have maybe been with two of your sisters on the radio? How weird would that be? I think that would be the…

I found this very moving.

It was Barackward, if I do say so myself.

1. When it comes to online abuse, our policy at Twitter is

Far too little. Get it together, justice system that consistently minimizes the seriousness of gender based violence.

I continue to not really “get” this year’s bracket, so I’m just voting for whatever gives me the worst instaneous, visceral reaction. So far, this strategy seems to be working.

If we are talking about most inevitable and most impactful, what could possibly beat it?

Donna has all the right things to say about Henry.

He is so thoroughly generic. Like, stock image in a picture frame generic. The man should be walking around with a Getty Images watermark on his face at all times.

I want Cavill, Jamie Dorner and Robert Pattinson to do terrible movie together (preferably soft core erotica with paranormal elements). The press tour would be gold. Cavill would say all sorts of tone deaf things, Dorner would look sort of awkward and embarrassed and Pattinson would straight out say that he hated it.…

I think I get why his girlfriend is a teenager.

this dude is the walking, living, breathing definition of white privilege

He’s white, male, and reasonably good-looking if you ignore the dead soulless eyes. Somehow he’s gotten to this point in life without having to think, and it’s time for homeboy to realize that if he has nothing to contribute (because God knows he isn’t a good actor), he should just shut up and look pretty.

This is my favorite

This list is incomplete for not including my personal favorite picture of the President: