Hate to inform you about how syndication works, but she’s gonna be getting massive paychecks for eternity. 

He’s Australian. We have pretty good bullshit-o-meters for this sort of thing.

I watched all of that and did not really like it very much. The cast wasn’t bad, but every episode had the classic “problem snowballs bigger and bigger” but it rarely ended with any huge impact as a result.

I did forget about that. I would say that the fact that they dated for four years makes it a little less horrible than it could be, but it’s still bad (they made it vague whether the “dating” actually started when she was 17 or 18...still once you are asking that question you are in a really bad place).  It’s not the…

“I feel like I’m taking crazy pills” is another Zoolander meme.

Zoolander N° 2 was terrible. I admit that I’m a huge fan of the original (my avatar here, until they were all deleted, was a capture of Jacob Moogberg playing the keytar before he became Mugatu). I barely laughed at the sequel, when I saw it in a theater, and it was only about the orgy subplot with Hansel.

as someone who really felt let down by that ending - pure wtf isn’t always a good thing - i’d welcome a second season if it gave them a chance to walk it back and maybe explain away the finale as a metaphor or dream or something.

I feel like the things Seinfeld is saying in the interview are pretty perceptive. Schimkowitz even seems to largely agree with much of it. So why be so pissy about it all?

I can’t believe this article doesn’t even mention Sam and Diane, the lesbian couple in Kenneth Parcell’s building who murdered each other.

What else do you want to know about these people? And what holes in the world’s logic do you mean? I mean, I suppose it is a bit weird that the world is spending so much effort on defeating aliens 400 years into the future when the whole climate change issue shows that people and governments are pretty bad at handling…

reminder that this website sucks:

Kotaku is not good at making a comparison slider. Both images have low resolution and look bad lol

ah buddy, you gotta learn to just let a joke slide on by

I disagree with the take on multiplayer being a requirement, but it’s absolutely correct that this mid-scale, AA space is where the interesting innovations happen.

I’m curious but I got burned hard by Dreamlight Valley. At first I thought Gameloft was genuinely trying to make a fun premium game. However that was soon proven false when Gameloft turned on the cash shop instead of focusing on fixing existing bugs with the game. I’m aware the two things aren’t mutually exclusive,…

Will this be another game they claim will be free-to-play once early access is over, only to decide over a year later they won’t go free-to-play but still managed to find a way to rip-off the people who bought the game in early access and played it the whole time? 

can’t wait to pay $9.49 for Elminster to visit my settlement. ... ... ...then an additional $4.99 to actually be able to talk to him.

Multiple things can intersect and be true at once if you consider the history at play here.

Pretty much this. All we ever hear from anti-ban folks is complaints about losing access to content and complaints about people who use tiktok for a living having to do something else for money.  I’ve yet to hear anyone actually addressing the issue causing the push for a ban in the first place.

I believe the topic in question is that this app is a national security risk, so I don’t see how “tik tok should exist because of the funny memes” is a relevant defense against that.