the unbiased journalists

Good thing no one here really gives a shit whether you watch or not. If you need convincing by the AV Club commentariat to watch a tv show, well, that’s an issue unto itself.

This game is multiplayer, right? Studios tend to dumb missions down when they’re not made for solo gameplay. No puzzles, no exploration, no slow burn. It’s always “point A to point B and defeat everyone” or “defend this point.” Marvel’s Avengers did this, too, despite people saying good things about the narrative.

Feels like a miscalculation. I’d rather just wait for the film to hit Disney+ than to pay extra money to see a film that would have been included as part of my subscription.

No one even wanted to host the Golden Globes. Last night, more than ever, it was obvious that being an actor in Hollywood is an optics game. They’re not there because they want to be there. They’re there because they have to be there to play the game.

I guess I don’t understand why we live in a world where Billionaires are bad, unless you’re Taylor Swift, then we must defend One Billionaire!

I gave it a chance today. You start in a dungeon where you have to find an escape route fast because everything will kill you if you try to fight.

No ‘Baby J?’

That’s called marketing.

A lot of the cost bloat was due to COVID. Yeah, I know the lockdowns were 3 years ago, and we’ve been out of the thick of it for a good two years, but that’s AAA development for you!

Because, to people with absolutely no skin in the game, overspending on passion projects is okay, but overspending on four-quadrant entertainment isn’t.

While I bounced off this game after the first month, why are we using Steam stats exclusively, when this game was also a major player on GamePass?

And I have been skipping a few games after learning only a small part was on the actual cartridge.

“I must remind you that the 2000s were a very different time”

I swear I’ve seen articles here for years ripping people for past Tweets, but it’s okay when he does it because he’s dating a Billionaire?

Why is Kotaku now extremely selective about which stories we can and cannot comment on? Or is the Elden Ring clothing article just a giant ad, and the author doesn’t actually think it’s the future of video game clothing?

We have a two-party system in the United States, for better or for worse. Would you have rather they said Japan was to the left of the Republican Party?

I don’t believe Spider-Man 2 should be on that list. By that logic, yes, but also because it tries to juggle more characters in a shorter timeframe. And the story is weaker for it.

I was just thinking, I wish more animated movies promoted Olive Garden. And then I saw an Olive Garden take-out bag in the fridge. At least I’ll now be able to get some sleep tonight.

The problem wasn’t just the cost of the Fatality.

He doesn’t do Documentary Now! anymore, either. In fact, between 2021 and now, he’s only been in two shows as a guest star, outside of his own series, “Barry.”

My biggest worry is that he has some sort of weird political or religious views a la Michael Peña and Scientology