“Alcoholism is a disease. But it’s the only one you can get yelled at for having. Dammit Otto, you are an alcoholic! Dammit Otto, you have Lupus! One of those two doesn’t sound right.”

How many thinkpieces would there be if, say, Jameis Winston took a trophy that way?

Yes. People shouldn’t know about the fucked up state guns have gotten our country into. You’re totally right.... *buries head in sand*

Zoooooooom

Tebow.

AC Green? Russell Wilson? But yes, this is awesome.

idk i like hiking

Look up “apparent.”

Yeah I liked that Bill Simmons column too.

Am I the only one seeing that this is a sarcastic knock on all the morons who do this to Messi?

Ah, so Okafor was merely singing the Duke fight song.

Oh look, Drunk Uncle makes a thanksgiving day appearance.

no one gives a s**t until someone gives a s**t

I’m feeling it more in the sub-cockle region.

Perfect.

Such an oddly hostile reaction to a joke.

As efforts by a French defender go, this one ranks somewhere between 1870th and 1940th overall.

Demar DeRozan DeStroys gobert with DuNk.

@PeterGammons: Sorry for the crazy tweets. Cell phone screen broken. Note to self - put on screen protector BEFORE you put your phone in the typewriter to tweet. LOLz!