“Grimes spent three successful years with the Dolphins, earning a spot on their 50th anniversary all-time team.”

Uh, Allen Iverson, Vin Baker, Derrick Coleman, Dennis Rodman, Roy Tarpley, Steve Francis, Ron Artest, Spencer Haywood, almost every coach pre-1995. I could go on.... 

Not a laker but I thought Steve Francis was Isaiah Thomas, Pistons edition.  

But was that a Colorado joke or was that a Derrick Rose joke?

“What happened at Baylor was a failure at a fundamental level. It was institutional and I don’t think one person can be held responsible. This is not Baylor and Art will not be lacking in any kind of institutional morality while with this franchise.”

This at this pansy-ass motherfucker with them gay-ass free throws.

Guns are good for home defense. Not military-grade rifles, mind you, but a pistol stored appropriately is useful.

That is a mean joke.

Romo is from Illinois. Plus, the Dolphins bills Jets and Browns will all be interested also. It’s a first round pick easy.

Dak is down w the sickness. He knows what’s up.

Romo is the best outside the pocket passer In the NFL. Every time he’s on Sunday night they talk about it

The Bears would love to trade a first round pick for Romo - who is from Illinois. Nevermind Cleveland and Buffalo. The Jets, even.

It’s OK, Tony Romo will be a free agent after the season and he is from Illinois. Two second round picks and they’ve got their quarterback for three or four games until his back goes out again.

Deadspin: I realize you’re a sports blog and a big part of your posts are “Holy shit look at this thing you need to see” but i wish there was something you could do to boycott the NFL and their snappyTV bullshit. 4 windows to watch a clip is infuriating. Everything about the NFL except for Dak and Zeke is the fucking…

Team owners, doofus. Not secretaries and accountants. He said the people running the league.

My favorite movie bad guy of all time. Biff was great and Lo Pan was creepy, but Matt Wilson was the GOAT.

Why do you make me do this?

That Sherman shot is beautiful.

I was The Simmons fan, even as my second favorite sports site, Deadspin, regularly wrecked him. But his last year at ESPN and now w HBO have really turned me off. He’s just in a different tax bracket anymore. Him and I have zero in common. He went from being the Everyman sports writer to an insider that doesn’t relay…

Roger, ratings are plummeting. We have to do something.