The kids are saying “catch” a dick these days. Amy Schumer...

Mmmmm. Crusty French bread...

Oh man I was at the chiropractor the other day and these two hippie-dippies sat down next to each other and immediately launched into a conversation confirming to each other everything they already “knew” about gluten. It was like the South Park fart-sniffing episode. They parted thinking they’d just changed the world…

Do the people who got so, so mad at Bomani Jones for his “Caucasians” shirt not see this wild hypocracy?

That's right. There's only 12 teams in the league every year. Super bowl, or you don't exist.

I’ll never forget my biggie. “Data Corruption” when I tried to load my NBA 2k franchise. Lost the Number 2 pick in the draft, Michael Woolridge, while he was still in his rookie year. He had max athleticism and potential straight out of the box.

Barry I don’t know if this is a hater thing to do or good looking out, but there are some pretty big grammatical issues in this article.

Dez made a football move, goddammit!!!

Terrance Williams, fifth from the end on the right. That eediot.

In the picture above, who is the Cowboys player?

Rod and Charles Woodson had fine second careers by moving up top. They were more physical than Revis, but they weren't better cover guys.

Hey Oh!!

I blame you for tonight.

How about you investigate why Ahmad Brooks gets heavily fined for tackling Drew Brees hard, while also costing the 49ers the game due to the ensuing penalty, but Cam gets knocked in the head a half dozen times and the Panthers don’t even get a flag. And let’s also ignore the fact that Cam didn’t get a single inch of…

“In the interest of writing true things”

Remember the time Marion barber had the most exciting four yard run in history against the patriots?

Papa Johns is such a turncoat.

What is “HTTR”?

I mean are none of you talented people really gonna let this Trump/Hope candidate thing pass without ripping off that famous Obama painting??

This elicits about as much of a reaction that cycling could get out of me.