200$ bottles of wine.

-pulls Barbies string-

Nude yes, red no. Don’t get testy, just think about your hypocrisies before you hit publish. Because such glaring hypocrisy IS funny.

No, you don’t have to explain it to me. I get it. You seem to be the one struggling. I’m a Rockets fan who can’t wait for Dwight to leave the team and am not defending him specifically. It’s just funny that you call for people to not shit on the “coddled, babied, yes-manned, rich, spoiled people”

It means you have a very dehumanizing view of athletes. It’s a sad state that this type of article was even necessary.

Rightfully so?

How good was the outfielder that fucked his shit up?

Pitching staff?

Remember Jerry McGuire? Remember Rod Tidwells word, quan? That's swag.

How old are you?

What a lame picture.

The was pretty clearly some racist shit, or at least demeaning. He kept telling him to come stand here so I can scream in your face. You get pulled off the floor, you sit on the bench. Coach knows where to find you

Starts at his waist with a slow, rhythmic windup and a low release. Not a functional shot against a defender. The most blockable shot I’ve ever seen.

For those of us who struggled to understand what someone’s voice having “soul” meant, ole JD solved that for us. Clearly a man who was taught to sing but has never faced a real challenge in his life.

Wait, so they made a music video for an album that sold 113 copies??

I can't believe ESPN hasn't stolen her away yet.

Dan LeBatard keeps talking about Hank Gathers...

Surely I’m not the not the only one, but Jesus, this is such a better idea than the 500 days of the blonde chick.

I wasn't offended

Lol. Whatever. Western conference finals as best player and finals as a 22 yo third best player....And you push no defense. You really shoulda stayed w ESPN skip Baylee’s, if you’re just gonna turn into a kinja commenter.