I haven’t been able to find the clip, but I swear I saw it live:

Dez Bryant 56 career touchdowns Antonio Brown 28

Dez Bryant 56 career touchdowns Antonio Brown 28

He made it out!!

Ha!

Baseball parks are about to get reeeaaallllly lame. That guy is suing the Red Sox for a foul ball injury, and people wont stop flipping over the rails. It's gonna end up like hockey games.

Says the guy the would totally blow jake gyllenhall.

It is gooch.

Explain it?

Help me understand?

You forgot Justin Tuck.

Your comment has 4 stars. The direct response poking fun at your verbal flatulence has already more than quadrupled that.

Wow, that seems awfully easy to calculate...

What in Abraham Lincolns name is a metre?

“I knew the AV Club before it was cool”

Speaking of deafening fart noises...

Go cowboys.

John Kitna had a pretty sweet career. Made some starter money, long time backup.

I love the fan stuff in these as much as the articles themselves. Genius idea. And that Andre Smith/McDonald's story was first-rate. Just great.

Moreso. It’s easy to root for United. Rooting for someone called “Dag and Red” takes passion, discipline, perseverance and all the bloody Newcastle in the Queen’s country.