@Maztrr: When I was a kid I had to eat what was put in front of me and if not I went hungry. Never grounded but same principle applied, I had to sit there until it was eaten. I didnt go hungry that often

@Zuzax: 4. Play practical jokes on writer of 1,2 and 3 seeing as he is quite clearly a grumpy bastard who deserves a poppy seeded keyboard.

First 3 months of the year I switch off and have me time. I rarely socialise in that time period and just spend it by myself recharging the batteries, end of March I come out of hibernation and crack on with the rest of the year. I still keep in touch with my circle of friends in those 3 months just rarely see them.

As a limey I am slightly envious of you yanks and google voice. Google sort your act out chaps.

@bobkoure: Origin:

1) See that massive muscular bloke over there, he wasnt born like that nor did those muscles appear over night, you will not look like him within months so do not be afraid of those weights.

For viewing, Foxit Reader

Any choice of rug I can wear? ;-)

should be 'a HDTV not 'an HDTV'

Well as mentioned, its up to you. Having too bright a screen and vivid colours can reduce the screen life compared to one that is calibrated but its not that much of an extent you need to worry, you will still get years out of it on vivid. Calibrating just gives a more natural picture. My friend has his on vivd, I…

@arahman56: Pesky windmills and their rotating kill traps

@shkm: Yeh I have had 4 pigeons fly into my bedroom window and each time they have survived and flown off. I got to agree with you, smells like bird shi**!

I have gone to the CA version. I had enough of trying to figure out how to click on the 'OP notifications' and for some reason it constantly loads the page until I refresh on FF

In the Uk if its a keypress you have to enter just keep hitting the '0' button, especially if you have to put in your account details and you dont have them to hand, straight through to an operator, usually with the message 'I am sorry but I didnt recognise that number, please wait while I transfer you through to an…

Adam, will this work in getting you guys to go back to the Lifehacker pages we all know and love rather than the newer (and somewhat cumbersome) pages?

Ok I see what you did there so I will do the same. At its heart, piracy is sharing. Sharing films, sharing music, sharing games. Share and share alike

One method I found for cooling hot drinks is not to make them so damn hot in the first place therefore reducing the time you need to cool it, time which could be used for chatting up that delicious looking female sat on the table next to me.

Yeh Revo is good but doesnt uninstall WMP for example or WMC (at least as far as testing goes)

+1 on the windows crap uninstalling

Well, I checked my city and it sounds nothing like our accent.