No, all you need is the typical 'English accent', a British accent is anything from 'darn sarf' to oop norf to welsh, northern ireland and scottish accents. And tha's nowt wrong wit' northerners, lad.

Should that be 'marque'?

*ahem* 'pinch of salt'

Like it, would promote it.

As long as you follow the instructions you will be fine, its looks a right minefield but actually once its done you look back and realise its a piece of cake.

Just download hotspot shield and watch it on the UK website, bingo sorted. I pay my tv license in the UK ($234 just for terrestrial) but watch about an hour a week so you can have my share

What if its an ebook on how to steal a loaf of bread on the streets of paris?

Aha, sarcasm, love it. Got any more?

Theft, taking the original from the owner to deprive them of said property.

@ joey1980 Yes I will as I do not see me getting a blu ray burner, however when I had a dvd player I still went out and bought the film.

I pirate everything I can. Its not theft, the person it belongs to has the original, I am not depriving them of their property. I mainly download films. I refuse to pay £10+ to go and see a film when I can watch it at home laid on my sofa, however if it is good enough I will purchase it when it gets released on…

*Ding Dong!* "Damn mirror wont ring!"

Thanks for that, I am gonna check this out. The last time I handled citric acid was in powder form and took a teaspoon full. Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

Then dont doctor it, but maybe others want to, the good thing in life is having a choice, even something as simple as changing your desktop background. Go on, give it a go, take a photo or two and try it.

Say it with flowers, give her a triffid.

@Sprzout: Apologies but knobber over in my part of the world (North East England-ish) is slang for dickhead. It made my inner child chuckle a lot so thanks for that.

Ok, I am having a thick day here. I didnt get any of that.

Alchohol - alcohol.

Have you tried Tasker? I think this will be the right app for you.

Eh? Whats goimg on here with iphone and google?