I have to say, this feels like a real win for Kotaku, GameStop, and journalism in general. Nicely done.

Great news; your efforts just made a lot of people’s jobs easier. Thank you, Jason!

Either a barbecue chicken restaurant or a wool sock on a lonely night.

How about we stop singing God Bless America during the 7th inning? That cuts out 6 minutes from every game.

Fuck sake, man, they have a Spaghetti Factory RIGHT DOWNTOWN!

Fact check: True

I think I’m going opposite field on this one. His reaction to the ban was insufficient, lacking an appropriate level of concern, and generally, chicken shit. Use your platform and influence to stand up for your family and everyone else affected.

That is essentially 3 lottery Picks for Butler. No way that deal happens.

Seattle and Vegas are just right there. 

They just traded Jusuf Nurkic to Portland a week ago, but they probably haven’t had a long enough look at Mason Plumlee to know whether that transaction really moves the needle either way.

Deandre Jordan is more of a Maverick than John McCain.

I don’t think it’s a coincidence that my laptop’s fan just sped up to “We are now cleared for takeoff.”

“The Kushners remain interested in corruption, and would love to delay the payoff until it doesn’t look so bad.”

No they don’t..

Flat on your back is bad for breathing, tearing, circulation.

Ancona, who is known for claiming that the Ku Klux Klan is a Christian organization, not a racist one—as if the two are always mutually exclusive

That statement is missing a couple instances of ‘innovative’, ‘disrupt’, and ‘engagement’, but with a few tweaks I think that kid will be ready for his SXSW speech.

In related news, Kyle Shanahan decided against a short run to the White House and will instead, pass.

Some exists, but not to a degree that would mandate special attention.

After the coaching carousel of the past few seasons, Niners fans can rest easy in the certainty that they have a coach committed to the long haul. They know he won’t run.