I think I speak for us all when I choose “The Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy Of Company B”.

Something to honor Steve Albini! Big Black’s “Bad Penny” or “Kerosene”, or Shellac’s “Prayer to God” or “Death of Radio” would be great choices.

“Pure Energy (What’s On Your Mind)“ by Information Society.

I think folks could have a lot of fun with Son of a Preacher Man by Dusty Springfield 

I was expecting a trippy murder mystery on a train that somehow involves singing organs and a character being operated on like the Operation! game from when we were kids.

To be fair, Rocket does have one hell of a lawyer.

How about a cop movie with an exciting chase through the streets of San Francisco?
Or a prison drama where he has to eat a lot of eggs?

“And THAT’s where we see the big red ball.”

CouldChucks do sell!

I can’t understand commenting before reading the whole piece!

Monica Breen wasn’t the showrunner on the original Buffy.

WHO KILLED THE AV CLUB!?
(pause)
WITH A WRENCH!?

He talked about it on R U Talkin’ REM RE: Me last week, so it is what I expected.

Warm Apple Night.

Is Mister Skipperdoo in this one? Because I was pretty bugged at the complete lack of Mister Skipperdoo in the last one.

In the Disqus days, we would have been complaining about Disqus.

Well, all right, Starchild

Or my body? That’s it........Easter’s cancelled!

You know, there’s a reason I come here instead of Cracked. Well...there used to be, anyway.